That's stupid. It wouldn't give you superpowers.











It'd give your car superpowers. FLYING CARS / TRANSFORMERS! WEWT!!

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It's funny, cuz it's true.

I think Jess is orgasmic.
and possibly the greatest human being.
And looks hawt in aviators

I think Adam is hot. And looks the best in aviators. In fact, I bet he gets laid. A LOT. (by Jess. )

Clearly Jess either A) doesn't know what aviators are or B) is joking.