My friends:

Mike: Got me started smoking. Coolest kid ever though, despite the fact he is like 5'6". We are getting branded next week.

Tyler: Ugliest kid on the mother fucking planet. Pretty fucked up in the head too. At least he isn't boring.

Ian: We beat people up and throw full water bottles at them. He makes everything fun.

Fat Man(Chris): He gives me piggy back rides around campus. I <3 Fat Man.

Other Friends: Kick ass.

Yup yup.