*thoughtful expression*
Watson, it seems as though my confusion of irreversed logic technique is not working. What do we do about it?
Watson: (my grandmother's voice of reason): play dead and blank your mind in hopes he'll grow bored and leave?
Smashing idea! How did you think of it?
Watson: I didn't. He did. *points at sleeping husband*
Oh genius! What'll ever males teach us next?
*smiles smugly*
Do you know, Watson? I believe he's left!
(muffled voice coming from what appears to be.. the wall) How d'you know?
Well, you see, I'm talking to a brick wall.
But it isn't answering me back.
Watson: Its. A. Wall.
Yes, yes! I know! But see.. what if it were to talk back?
Watson: Its a goddamned wall! (looks up, eyes widen in disbelief at sight of Dago perched on top of the wall, tugs desparately narrator's sleeve).
Do you think I don't know that its a wall? But don't you think it would be interesting for it to talk back?
Watson: Why don't you try looking on the other side of the wall?
What?! There's another side? Well, hell! What's that called?
*eye roll from Watson* Reality.
Pause.
Really? *impatient sigh*
Okay. Mehhhhh this wall isn't co-operating.
I'm gonna find another.
*walks off*
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The Pevensey Bay Disaster
Moriarty: My nerves are strained to breaking point.
[twang]
Moriarty: There goes one now!
Ned's Atomic Dustbin
Bloodnok: I bet you five pounds you'll live forever, starting now!
[pause]
Bloodnok: You've done it! You've lived forever!
~Spike Mulligan
Last edited by Dark Inferno; 02-22-2008 at 10:54 AM.
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