lol. This is why I avoid the newspapers. That stuff is just depressing. All that fuss over shit like that. Its almost as if the newspapers don't have anything else to write about. Wait, that sounds more plausible... than in my head. Well, I did avoid 'em until I took a news and feature writing module.
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The Pevensey Bay Disaster
Moriarty: My nerves are strained to breaking point.
[twang]
Moriarty: There goes one now!
Ned's Atomic Dustbin
Bloodnok: I bet you five pounds you'll live forever, starting now!
[pause]
Bloodnok: You've done it! You've lived forever!
~Spike Mulligan
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