You can tap her if I can have sex with her.

Edit: Jess, in case you're going to ask, no you don't have a say in this. It's between me and Adam.

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It's funny, cuz it's true.

I think Jess is orgasmic.
and possibly the greatest human being.
And looks hawt in aviators

I think Adam is hot. And looks the best in aviators. In fact, I bet he gets laid. A LOT. (by Jess. )

Clearly Jess either A) doesn't know what aviators are or B) is joking.