I don't know why I came back to this site. Probably out of boredom. But oh, what a delight that I did.

Let me start out by saying that I just LOVE when people, like yourself, think they know someone and end up looking like a complete ass. And trust me, these will be that last words you'll hear from me, so don't bother replying, I'm not reading it.

I guess I should first start off with how... what is the word I'm looking for... juvenile.. no no... maybe immature... no, that's not it either. Oh I know.. how asinine it is, for people to refer to themself in the third person. "Njord is beginning to believe you're an idiot." Bitch, you're the dumbass.

This is further supported by your next sentence "Try again. This isn't a sign or evidence that you're gay." Well thank you. Did you also know that the sky is blue because it is a reflection of the ocean? Bitch, how old are you that you actually think pointing out something so obvious makes you seem smart?

And btw, human isn't a label, it's a classification. There IS a difference. And haha, once again, your comment was a smart ass remark that clearly missed the point of what I was saying. Perhaps have another member explain it to you.

"haha..Njord sees where this is going. So you were unpopular with teh ladies and began to think men were your niche? Get real..after girls get their periods, it becomes more of a challange to get them. The "Do you like me? Check Yes or No" notes don't work as well anymore."

I'm sorry, I almost died of laughter when reading this. Wait, I shouldn't say that, because when this kid comes back to read this comment he might take it literally like he has my entire previous post. (Don't call 911 kid, I'm fine)

Anyways. Perhaps I didn't explain well enough. I almost always had a girlfriend up until about the middle of 8th grade, and since then I've had more then enough offers. I wasn't the most unpopular person, I just wasn't the bmoc that I was in elementary school. (I should probably explain. It means "big man on campus".) And after girls get their periods, they don't become more of a challenge to get them, they just become bitches and you have to wear protection.

"Every year is a fresh start"

Idealistic or ignorant. I can't choose.

"If they aren't gay, then this has no grounds. According to you, you aren't gay either.

Hmm..This is weird because, the girls ignoring you (or your popularity in general) in school seems to be the grounds of your "homosexuality." Practice what you preach."

Uh.. I'll skip the whole "girls ignoring you" part, as you clearly do not know me. But it is comical, since I actually know who I'm talking about, that you would make this assumption about me.


"Then how were you born gay" I'll try to not be redundant. I was born gay. (Sarcasm people, I know that it was.)

Just because I've had a girlfriend and had sex with a woman doesn't make me straight (And this is why I hate labels.). I'm going to ask you some rhetorical questions. Were you, in the first grade, explained what being gay was? Were you ever told that things like "boyfriend and boyfriend" existed, and not just "boyfriend and girlfriend"? I'm just going to assume here, that your first grade teacher did not call you all in a circle after snack time and explain that such an atrocity as homosexuality exists. So while I did not know having a boyfriend was an option, I still had those feelings towards other guys. So how are you supposed to be gay when you don't even know the word, let alone the idea. Pull your head out of your ass.

"Let's stop trying to get ass on the internet. That's pathetic."

Get ass? Ahahaa, I almost died again. Lets make a fun analogy. I'm a unicorn hunter. If you spot one, lets go catch it together, okay?!

For your sake, I hope you can learn the difference between a rhetorical and actual statement/question.

I know I skipped some of his comments, but I don't have all day to reply.

Knowing that this kid will come back and quote most of what I said and make a failed attempt to sound intelligent, I'll excuse anything he says in advance.

I won't regret posting this, because ... well... it was entertaining. Who wouldn't want to miss out on making some dumb, probably ugly, little emo kid cry between his 6th and 7th jacking off session to WoW.

Aha, goodbye.