1. brooms are long. Glass is fraglie. And glass is on open shelves that can be hit with the broom. and the content in those jars usually are VERY annoying to clean up!! (at least in grocery stores)

2. the price gun is NOT meant to be used on humans!!!

3. the cute girl who is a regular at the store is nearly always taken

4. Never say that a certain product sucks to a customer. Always say something like... well i like....

5. earphones and work usually don't mingle well

6. Somebody is always watching........

7. dogs that a customer ties up outside should be avoided at all times when they are alone

8. the discounts for food that you get if you work at a food store are VERY useful when you also get to use your dad's senior membership card

9. is they have music going in the backkground, never ask if they can switch to a different song or station

10. Bob Marley is well known in the hippy community

11. "carbonated" is a way of saying "fragile" when you have cans and plastic bottles of liquid around.

12. never call your boss "master" no matter how fun it is to say.

13. grocery store coffee is always too strong

14. if you stock products, always put the old in front (you never know when the boss is watching

15. when stocking things on really high shelves with a ladder, look down every time you pick up a product.

16. don't ya hate papercuts?

17. always remind yourself at the end of the day, "DAMN the idiot! you STILL can't ask her out because you're such a whimp!"

18. when you walk to work all the time, never bring a lot of stuff. just you a coat and things that fit in pockets (i always forget my stuff until 7/8 of the way home.)




Okay i'll stop. if you want more, i'll keep going! let me know!!!