I love skinny jeans because I can actually fit into them.

Please, no fat chicks in skinny jeans!

And guys, keep your asses out of them too!

If you wear over a size 6 in jeans, I don't think you should be allowed into them.

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I don't look like they do,
And I don't love like they do,
But I don't hate like they do,
Am I ever on your mind?

Come steal my heart.