Originally Posted by Njord

I am a Norse God; I hail from Valhalla.

I, Njord the Wise, have come at the summons of the All-Father, Odin, in order to allow the denizens of Teen Phrase to behold my incredible visage, in the hopes that my very aura will embellish this forlorn cesspool of human ignorance with a wisdom rarely seen by man. It is my duty, nay, my very being to give men the tools needed to succeed in the pathetic trials they call life.

Njord is a servant of truth, justice, honor and all things manly. Njord brings forth advice so that you may save yourself the hardships he has endured previously. It is all done without bullshit, by a god free of charlatan, and with an incarnate bruqueness equating to Thor's very hammer being blunted into your head, multiple times.