P2v (old) - Example of a Pussy
Posted 06-27-2008 at 06:32 AM by Njord
Here are a few posts I made in the previous months to help my comrades in arms in the fight against social ineptitude. These are old and most I have revised, which I'll post on my personal blog. Anyways, this is for your enjoyment.
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Example of a Pussy
I decided to share one of my recent personal experiences with a girl, because this situation happens often. Even though we Norse gods have constantly given advice towards this subject, guys/girls still come here daily asking the same questions. I'd rather you guys gleam from this before making the same mistake.
*Names changed because I fucking said so*
*Also, the girl is German so her English isn't quite up to par.
Problem
Mary has a problem. She extremely beautiful and is extremely sociable. Apparently, a number of her guy friends have a crush on her (3) and after a night of heavy drinking, tried to express their feelings by pushing themselves on her. The first (Guy X) got his wish, only because he surprised her. The others were denied (Guy Y and Z).
So..4 hours later I receive this Email.
So now, Guy Y is mad at Mary because he "loves" her and her X-Men powers were supposed to tell her that. So now, Guy Y is angry at Mary because somehow she only belongs to him, and he feels "betrayed" that she kisses Guy X but not him.
Solution
Mary should talk to her friends, but shouldn't make a big deal emotionally. The guys were ridiculous to think they could claim her without her knowing their feelings.
Guy X, Y, and Z are pussies. Each have known this girl for years, and have had ample time and opportunity to express their feelings towards her. The first loses my respect for being drunk, and trying to force himself on her. Stupid way to go, and usually ends in rape charge.
Guy Y has a killer case of Bitchassness, because he's extremely jealous of nothing. He showed no initiative to show his feelings for her, and became salty when he couldn't have her.
Guy Z was just super drunk and thought he could get what was going around. Unfortunately, he was a little too full of himself and got knocked down a peg or two with a denial stomp on the nuts.
Conclusion
The moral of this story is...Don't be these guys. Let a woman know up front that you appreciate her beauty, personality, or whatever you may be attracted to. Grow some balls and be a man instead of cowering behind your fear of rejection. Don't give up if you are turned down, there are plenty more fish in the sea. You're young, and what you may think is love isn't love at all but obsession and lust. Take your time with your feelings and your thoughts about women, and you'll rarely go wrong.
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Example of a Pussy
I decided to share one of my recent personal experiences with a girl, because this situation happens often. Even though we Norse gods have constantly given advice towards this subject, guys/girls still come here daily asking the same questions. I'd rather you guys gleam from this before making the same mistake.
*Names changed because I fucking said so*
*Also, the girl is German so her English isn't quite up to par.
Problem
Quote:
omg yesterday ..
i've kissed a friend
i woulndt to this but the friend was really drunken and he just
kissed me ><
i wouldnt do this .. so i pushed him away ..
but we talked about this and we forget it
and two other friends would kiss me also
but i said no .. because omg no there are my friends ..
i've kissed a friend
i woulndt to this but the friend was really drunken and he just
kissed me ><
i wouldnt do this .. so i pushed him away ..
but we talked about this and we forget it
and two other friends would kiss me also
but i said no .. because omg no there are my friends ..
So..4 hours later I receive this Email.
Quote:
FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK !
;'(
a friend of mine is so pissed at me ..because ive kissed a friend yesterday ..
he is pissed at me because he fell in love with me but i didnt know
it .. so hes jealous -.-
ohh fuuuuuck ..he said that im like the other girls because i would kiss all his
friends .. but thats not true .. -.-
i feel miserable
i dont want to loose him
i saidf that i didnt fell in love with him and that im sorry but that
i like him a lot ..
he must think about all and then we will see ..
i hope everythings gonna be alright
;'(
a friend of mine is so pissed at me ..because ive kissed a friend yesterday ..
he is pissed at me because he fell in love with me but i didnt know
it .. so hes jealous -.-
ohh fuuuuuck ..he said that im like the other girls because i would kiss all his
friends .. but thats not true .. -.-
i feel miserable
i dont want to loose him
i saidf that i didnt fell in love with him and that im sorry but that
i like him a lot ..
he must think about all and then we will see ..
i hope everythings gonna be alright
Solution
Mary should talk to her friends, but shouldn't make a big deal emotionally. The guys were ridiculous to think they could claim her without her knowing their feelings.
Guy X, Y, and Z are pussies. Each have known this girl for years, and have had ample time and opportunity to express their feelings towards her. The first loses my respect for being drunk, and trying to force himself on her. Stupid way to go, and usually ends in rape charge.
Guy Y has a killer case of Bitchassness, because he's extremely jealous of nothing. He showed no initiative to show his feelings for her, and became salty when he couldn't have her.
Guy Z was just super drunk and thought he could get what was going around. Unfortunately, he was a little too full of himself and got knocked down a peg or two with a denial stomp on the nuts.
Conclusion
The moral of this story is...Don't be these guys. Let a woman know up front that you appreciate her beauty, personality, or whatever you may be attracted to. Grow some balls and be a man instead of cowering behind your fear of rejection. Don't give up if you are turned down, there are plenty more fish in the sea. You're young, and what you may think is love isn't love at all but obsession and lust. Take your time with your feelings and your thoughts about women, and you'll rarely go wrong.
Total Comments 3
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Haha, well that is certainly some good advice.
The conclusion was a [B]really[/B] nice thing to say about women - I never expected that. :o Although, I don't like the phrase, 'bitchassness', being I saw P-diddy use it on MTV. >.> |
Posted 06-27-2008 at 09:05 PM by xXx_Zachy_xXx
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I agree with Zachy.
I actually thought your conclusion would be something like "smack the bitch up" or some shit like that. |
Posted 06-28-2008 at 11:30 AM by Kanevra
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Awe, who IS this dude.
Njord, you never cease to amaze me. |
Posted 06-28-2008 at 04:25 PM by Tiffany
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