I just made an amazing discovery.
Posted 03-09-2008 at 12:21 AM by scamallach
What's even more amazing is that I didn't realise all of yesterday, and most of today...it's night here, now.
My dear grandmother is over, after being overseas for three months. They're all gossiping about other people. Oh, joy. I cannot wait to become old, really. Jeffery [brother] is begging to play chess now. I always turn the poor fellow down - it's not my fault he owns me every time. Ah well.
I'm a tad bit more than bored right now, so I'm reading some poetry by Dorothy Parker.
I admit again - I am bored out of my mind. Opened up GIMP a few minutes ago and made a wallpaper. This one's dedicated to Grover Cleveland, merely for his last words, because I found them so very intriguing.
At this point you may shake your head and mutter to yourself, "She's a funny one."
Because it's kind of true. Unless it's not. Then it isn't. My logic is logical, no?
ODENG. IT'S TOO BIG.
But I swear my desktop resolution is 1152 by 864! How can it be too big? This is unacceptable, whatsmyip.org! You've failed me yet again! You told me my desktop resolution was 1152 by 864! Dare you admit you're still correct now?
Hmph.
Oh yeah, and the amazing discovery. The banner changes every time I refresh the page! How thrilling!
My dear grandmother is over, after being overseas for three months. They're all gossiping about other people. Oh, joy. I cannot wait to become old, really. Jeffery [brother] is begging to play chess now. I always turn the poor fellow down - it's not my fault he owns me every time. Ah well.
I'm a tad bit more than bored right now, so I'm reading some poetry by Dorothy Parker.
Quote:
Men seldom make passes
At girls who wear glasses.
At girls who wear glasses.
Quote:
Razors pain you;
Rivers are damp;
Acids stain you;
And drugs cause cramp.
Guns aren't lawful;
Nooses give;
Gas smells awful;
You might as well live.
Rivers are damp;
Acids stain you;
And drugs cause cramp.
Guns aren't lawful;
Nooses give;
Gas smells awful;
You might as well live.
Quote:
Four be the things I am wiser to know:
Idleness, sorrow, a friend, and a foe.
Four be the things I'd have been better without:
Love, curiosity, freckles and doubt.
Idleness, sorrow, a friend, and a foe.
Four be the things I'd have been better without:
Love, curiosity, freckles and doubt.
Quote:
I shall always stay the way I am because I do not give a damn.
At this point you may shake your head and mutter to yourself, "She's a funny one."
Because it's kind of true. Unless it's not. Then it isn't. My logic is logical, no?
ODENG. IT'S TOO BIG.
But I swear my desktop resolution is 1152 by 864! How can it be too big? This is unacceptable, whatsmyip.org! You've failed me yet again! You told me my desktop resolution was 1152 by 864! Dare you admit you're still correct now?
Hmph.
Oh yeah, and the amazing discovery. The banner changes every time I refresh the page! How thrilling!
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