At the behest of the fair Njord, Baldr has descended upon the Midgard cyber vessel known as "Teen Craze" to impart his most righteous wisdom. As the most recent descent to Midgard of his pantheon, Baldr hails from the fairest heaven known as Breidablik.

The manifest destiny of our Nordic pantheon seeks to reverse the devolution of today's youth to make way for mighty warriors to fill this generations league in Valhalla. Unlike our primary outpost, the foundation known as "ARG", Baldr and Njord will pioneer this task. As second son to the All-Father, Odin, Baldr shall hold out his arms and bring forth many into the realm of Valhalla.

As the fairest spoken and most gracious of the Norse Gods, Baldr will speak and all will listen. Baldr may be the most gracious, but he still does not coat his words in sweets.

You will grow to respect the wisdom of Baldr as all have in the past.

Baldr is impartial, analytical, meticulous, and truthful. Fair Njord shall attest to his credentials.

It is to Baldr's knowledge that this is a suitable place for Baldr and his brethren to continue the devolution process. It seems this vessel is beginning to take shape and will grow with the Norse Pantheon at its side. Should you require the unlimited expanse of knowledge at Baldr's disposal, you may message him.

<3

Welcome to TP

He may not be nice in what he says....but they are very much true and very important, so take advantage of his advice.

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Baldr is the nicest you will find of his brethren.

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~ Baldr's own "Poetic Edda":
• Breidablik's Field of Honor: Rules of Engagement
• Why does it feel like Ragnarok for Baldr?
• Baldr is better than you. Accept it.
• Why most women are morons.

If you need to contact Baldr, please consider using the Visitor Message system before private messaging him.

Ehhhh, I've grown kind of fond of Njord :P

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Then Baldr disowns you.

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~ Baldr's own "Poetic Edda":
• Breidablik's Field of Honor: Rules of Engagement
• Why does it feel like Ragnarok for Baldr?
• Baldr is better than you. Accept it.
• Why most women are morons.

If you need to contact Baldr, please consider using the Visitor Message system before private messaging him.

Nooooooooo! I can't grow fond of your brother? :P

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Njord is not, technically, Baldr's brother.

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~ Baldr's own "Poetic Edda":
• Breidablik's Field of Honor: Rules of Engagement
• Why does it feel like Ragnarok for Baldr?
• Baldr is better than you. Accept it.
• Why most women are morons.

If you need to contact Baldr, please consider using the Visitor Message system before private messaging him.

Dick.

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Earn the right to enter Valhalla by killing your social ineptitude in glorious fashion.

Yes, Baldr's is large. Point?

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~ Baldr's own "Poetic Edda":
• Breidablik's Field of Honor: Rules of Engagement
• Why does it feel like Ragnarok for Baldr?
• Baldr is better than you. Accept it.
• Why most women are morons.

If you need to contact Baldr, please consider using the Visitor Message system before private messaging him.

Smooooooooooooooth xD

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