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Old 06-26-2008, 04:42 PM
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Default Humorous songs/bands/lyrics.

This is the song I'm listening to, now.

And it makes me laugh, even when I'm overly pissed/depressed.

So. HERE YOU GO.

Fever For The Flava
-Hot Action Cop.

Do you think that I can get some chickie chickie
Maybe gets a little finga sticky sticky
You my electrical lip balm flava
I gotta do ya until the next song saves ya
And can I get a little zip zip lookie lookie
Maybe just a little uh uh nookie nookie
Hey whatcha say, it doesn't matter anyway
You won't do another cause you're getting with me


She got the power of the hootchie
I got the fever for the flava of the cootchie
And did I mention, hey pay attention
Gonna take that bootie to the nudie dimension
I got the green glow under my car
I got the boom boom system you can hear real far

[Chorus]
Oh hey hey hey hey hey hey oh pretty pretty shy whoap
Oh hey hey hey hey hey hey oh pretty pretty fly whoap
What do I have to say to get inside girl what do I have to
Say

Can I get a little yum, yum kitty kitty
Just a little sumthin sumthin itty bitty
Do you wanna get triple x groovie
Gimme gimme some of that kinda movie
And let me spin ya like a record wicky wicky
Let me get you butt naked licky licky
Here we go yo here's the scenario
Gonna strip you down like a car in the barrio

Ya got the power of the hootchie
I got the fever for the flava of the cootchie
I'm your lovey dovey bedtime playa
Call me the super sexy boogie man slayer
I got the green glow under my car
I got the boom boom system you can hear real far

[Repeat Chorus]
I got the fever for the flava of a cootchie
Yo hey ma yo hey ma yo hey mamama hootchie
I got the fever for the flava of the cootchie
Yo hey ma yo hey ma yo hey mamama hootchie
Whoap Whoap Go!
Do you think that I can get some chickie chickie
Maybe gets a little finga sticky sticky
You wanna suck it like a bong hit wack it
You gotta be my First Lady Jack it

She got the power of the hootchie
I got the fever for the flava of the cootchie
Let's party hardy and rock n' roll
We drink Bacardi and smoke a bowl
I got the green glow under my car
I got the boom boom system you can hear real far

[Repeat Chorus]

Come on, you have to love random songs about sex...dont you?
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Old 06-26-2008, 04:44 PM
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so funny
I got a ass so big like the sun
I hope ya got a mile for a dick I wanna (run)
Slap it in ma face, shove it down ma (throat)
Nigga where ya blunt, I can make this pussy (smoke)
I know how to (fuck) I know how to (ride)
I can spin around and keep the dick still inside
Now your mouth (wide), your lookin real scared
I'm a man eater, head hunter, (I'm prepared)

Yeah you runnin now, you runnin! I'm a put this pussy on you! (just like this)

Eatin dis pussy ain't a job now(snack) like it's thanksgiving and it ain't comin' (back)
Collard greens (neck bones) Nigga chew dis ass
Boat hold a special don't stop till it pass
Licky, licky, licky, licky, licky for a (hour)
I'm a make it rain for ya here's a golden (shower)
I'm smellin like a (flower) My pussy is a (rose)
Come a lil closer I wanna fuck your nose

If you want it you can get it if you with it I'm a hit it flip it rub it*up and* smack it look back at it I'm a addict


Look back at me
Look back at me
Look back at me
Look back at me(girl)
Look back at me
Look back at me
Look back at me
Look back at me(girl)

Look... back... at... me(girl)3xs

If you want it you can get it if you with it I'm a hit it flip it rub it*up and* smack it look back at it I'm a addict

Third bread red broad in my (jeans)
Up all night, took pipe gave (head)
Ass like Trina, face like (Mya)
Shot it on her chest she said Daddy aim (higher)
Put Jimmy on her titties I bust off {wicked}
Gave her mayonaise on her face (pearl necklace)
We turned da camera on and we did a (sex scene)
She called me R. Kelly and I call her... Dats ma bitch right there nigga!

Hand full of ass and a fist full of (weed)
Ass in da air face down(open please)
I'm a beast when I fuck I put it (in ya girl)
I'm a have ya sayin no please let me get(off)
I'm a make you say dats the spot don't take it (out)
I'm feelin like Akinele put it in ya(mouth)
Kanye told dem gold diggin hoes dat we pimpin in da(south) and it ain't payday unless nuts in your (mouth)

If you want it you can get it if you with it I'm a hit it flip it rub it *up and* smack it look back at it I'm a addict


Look back at me
Look back at me
Look back at me
Look back at me(girl)
Look back at me
Look back at me
Look back at me
Look back at me(girl)

Look... back... at... me(girl)

Back it up drop down to your (knees). Bring it up real slow make one cheek (freeze)

If you want it you can get it if you with it I'm a hit it flip it rub it *up and* smack it look back at it I'm a addict


Back at you for what? I'm tryna concentrate on bustin me a(nut) I'm thinkin bout trial I'm thinkin bout(both)
Damn dick nigga shit hurry up I gotta (go)
Sixth day in prison pussy nigga make me know dat ya ain't a virgin and ya done dis before.
Fuck me till ya can't (breathe) Till ya swim and scream(help)It's your lucky day all the lifegaurds left.
Lil dick ass nigga you better get your face down here and(eat dis pussy)
Triple D's titties on your(lips)
While ya doin dat put your hands round my (hips) bounce me like a ball slam me like kate moth on and off the(deep)
better know for breakin hearts Nigga call a cab I'm fittin to pack my shit and leave should'ntof let ya (fuck)
Now dats some shit I can't believe wastin time fuckin all (off beat)
pussy nigga next time when ya see me (don't speak)


If you want it you can get it if you with it I'm a hit it flip it rub it *up and* smack it look back at it I'm a addict


Look back at me
Look back at me
Look back at me
Look back at me
Look back at me
Look back at me
Look back at me
Look back at me

Look... back... at... me(girl)

If you want it you can get it if you with it I'm a hit it flip it rub it *up and* smack it look back at it I'm a addict


why ya runnin now u kno im goin merk wit u all noght and wall day holla @ ma babes
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The Arrogant Worms, ftw.
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jessibear22, Is that not the song on American Pie: The Wedding (or American Wedding depending on where you are), at the bit where Jim shaves his balls?
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huh....I don't know.

I'll have to watch and see, now >_<
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No Shoes- The Roches

i had no shoes and i complained
until i met a man who had no feet
that’s really beat
i had no feet and i complained
until i met a man who had no knees
that was his disease
i had no knees and i complained
until i met a man and you know what
he had no butt
i had no butt and i complained about it all
and then i met a man who had no balls
i had no balls and i complained
until i met a man who had no guts
no balls no butt and now no guts
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any song from the GreenHouse Effect Mixtape (by a white rapper named Asher Roth).

"Yes, I am a fan of Dakota Fanningb. I Am Sam; oustanding"

"You know the world's gone mad when blacks where plaid and Mariah has married Nick CANNON"

"Smokin' on a brand new strand that i got out in Ireland, from a wild frantic Irish-man, who said his name was SHANNON"


And that's just from the same song.
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