The only person here tapping Jess is me!

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Tips for modding:
1.BAN FUCKING EVERYONE.

Were not going public with it yet adam.
Gawd.


But strapons make lesbians feel straight

And me Adam.

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My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard.

I feel owned

Nah, James. Gingers are ghey.

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Tips for modding:
1.BAN FUCKING EVERYONE.

FUCK YOU JEW BOY!!!!



Damn no caps rule.

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My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard.

Them there be fighting words.

You can tap her if I can have sex with her.

Edit: Jess, in case you're going to ask, no you don't have a say in this. It's between me and Adam.

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It's funny, cuz it's true.

I think Jess is orgasmic.
and possibly the greatest human being.
And looks hawt in aviators

I think Adam is hot. And looks the best in aviators. In fact, I bet he gets laid. A LOT. (by Jess. )

Clearly Jess either A) doesn't know what aviators are or B) is joking.

Actually I decide who i have sex with.
So let's start the bidding at 500?

kidding.

She's just kidding. She is starting the bidding at 5.