bleh bleh bleh

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Jorden. says:
Y3R P3N!$ IZ JUN!0R S!Z3D

musicmax33@yahoo.com (E-mail address not verified) says:
no?
Jorden. says:
Y4H BBY
Jorden. says:
! $4W
musicmax33@yahoo.com (E-mail address not verified) says:
righttt
Jorden. says:
I D!D
musicmax33@yahoo.com (E-mail address not verified) says:
and how many inches was it?
Jorden. says:
JUN!0R S!Z3D, 0NLY 9
musicmax33@yahoo.com (E-mail address not verified) says:
its 11 babe
musicmax33@yahoo.com (E-mail address not verified) says:
so ur wrong
Jorden. says:
0H
Jorden. says:
I W4NT !T
musicmax33@yahoo.com (E-mail address not verified) says:
haha
musicmax33@yahoo.com (E-mail address not verified) says:
well show me u
musicmax33@yahoo.com (E-mail address not verified) says:
and i'll show u me
Jorden. says:
0NLY !F U PR0M!S3 2 L3T M3 U$E A $TR4P 0N
musicmax33@yahoo.com (E-mail address not verified) says:
ok thats fine
Jorden. says:
0N U
Jorden. says:
IT W!LL G0 UP UR A$$
musicmax33@yahoo.com (E-mail address not verified) says:
rightt


Then he signed off :/

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Jorden. says:
I heard you have a large penis.
Jon;; says:
From who? O:
Jorden. says:
My sources are secret.
Jon;; says:
Oh. Well, they're right.
Jorden. says:
I'm sure yours can't beat Bin Laden's.
Jon;; says:
Pfft.
Jorden. says:
I heard his is 13 inches.
Jorden. says:
IS THIS A LIE?!
Jon;; says:
Yes.
Jorden. says:
On a scale of 1-10 (in inches) what is yours?
Jon;; says:
8.
Jon;; says:
Unless the measuring tape lied.
Jorden. says:
In most cases, the measuring tape is accurate.
Jon;; says:
Yeah.
Jorden. says:
So maybe.
Jon;; says:
More than likely.
Jon;; says:
Why?
Jorden. says:
I'm taking a survey.
Jon;; says:
okay
Jorden. says:
But I need you to give me consent regarding release of this information for a paper that's due Monday xD
Jon;; says:
Okay.
Jon;; says:
Sure.
Jorden. says:
Thanks.
Jorden. says:
You've been of great service.
Jorden. says:
>.>
Jon;; says:
I can always be of much more service.
Jon;; says:
;]
Jorden. says:
Oooh how much bby?!
Jon;; says:
As much as you want.
Jorden. says:
Oh.
Jorden. says:
$40.
Jon;; says:
Yeah, pay me $40 and you'll get anything.
Jorden. says:
I sure will, but I use monopoly money.
Jon;; says:
I don't mind.
Jon;; says:
You'll just get more for that.
Jorden. says:
Oooh yay.
Jorden. says:
Can I use a strap-on?
Jon;; says:
wtf.
Jon;; says:
<_<
Jorden. says:
You said anything.
Jon;; says:
You get anything of my choosing.
Jorden. says:
Well jeez, specify.
Jon;; says:
You'll have to find out for yourself.
Jon;; says:

Jorden. says:
xD
Jorden. says:
Okay.
Jorden. says:
So is that a no to the strap-on?
Jon;; says:
Nope.
Jorden. says:
):
Jorden. says:
I'll give you $50 extra.
Jon;; says:
You can wear it, but you can't do anythign with it.
Jorden. says:
I'll put a water gun inside, then pretend to jack off, then squirt it on your face!
Jon;; says:
lolll
Jorden. says:
So yes?
Jon;; says:
That part is okay.
Jorden. says:
mmm.
Jorden. says:
<3
Jon;; says:
<3.
Jorden. says:
Okay let's get married now.
Jorden. says:
Then we can do that in the hotel room.
Jon;; says:
Okay. :]
Jorden. says:
wooh!
Jorden. says:
I want your abortion bby ;]\
Jon;; says:
;]
Jorden. says:
And like 10 more after that.
Jon;; says:
fer sure
Jorden. says:
We should just start our own abortion clinic, that way it's free for us.
Jon;; says:
Hahahah
Jorden. says:
START SAVING UP BABY!
Jorden. says:
But when I'm breast feeding, I'm going to have to shoot up heroin in my breast so the baby will die.
Jorden. says:
Then we won't have to worry about kids.
Jorden. says:
And failed abortions. mkay?
Jon;; says:
I want to be breast fed.
Jorden. says:
Oh...
Jorden. says:
You have to suck the heroin out then.
Jon;; says:
Ew, no. Because that means less sex.
Jorden. says:
but then I'll shoot you up with speed.
Jorden. says:
So we can secks all night long.
Jorden. says:
Anyways, I think we'd make great parents. (:
Jon;; says:
(:

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Looooool
Do you know those guys?
that made me laugh
>.>

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the longer we can keep creating,
the more will be possible.
The longer we can tolerate being incomplete.
Delay gratification.

The first one, no.
The second one, not really.
Lolol.

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Lmao @ Jorden. hahahhaha

Patput99 (11:54:31 PM): haha random questions?
Glam0urgirl18 (11:54:52 PM): umm..
Glam0urgirl18 (11:54:52 PM): k
Glam0urgirl18 (11:55:03 PM): iim scaredd.
Glam0urgirl18 (11:55:04 PM): lolss
Patput99 (11:55:05 PM): lol
Glam0urgirl18 (11:55:08 PM): lolss
Patput99 (11:55:10 PM): oh it will be dirty
Glam0urgirl18 (11:55:13 PM): kk!
Patput99 (11:55:14 PM): don't worry :P
Patput99 (11:55:15 PM): lol
Glam0urgirl18 (11:55:17 PM): kk
Patput99 (11:55:22 PM): whats the furst you would go with me lol
Glam0urgirl18 (11:55:43 PM): umm..
Glam0urgirl18 (11:55:45 PM): HJ
Patput99 (11:56:00 PM): Sadly thats further than I have ever gone before :\
Glam0urgirl18 (11:56:10 PM): realii.?
Glam0urgirl18 (11:56:24 PM): thann iiidd atleastt have sex wiith youhh.
Patput99 (11:56:39 PM): Yeah... only making out..
Glam0urgirl18 (11:56:44 PM): oo
Patput99 (11:56:44 PM): it sucks
Glam0urgirl18 (11:56:49 PM): bhutt HJ is a handjob
Patput99 (11:56:53 PM): haha
Patput99 (11:56:55 PM): I know that
Patput99 (11:57:00 PM): not that dumb xD
Patput99 (11:57:05 PM): Your turn lol
Glam0urgirl18 (11:57:11 PM): lolss
Glam0urgirl18 (11:57:12 PM): umm..
Glam0urgirl18 (11:57:21 PM): wouldd youh ever have sexx wiith meiihh ?
Patput99 (11:57:39 PM): umm
Glam0urgirl18 (11:57:46 PM): ?
Patput99 (11:57:46 PM): probably if we got to know eachother well
Glam0urgirl18 (11:57:51 PM): yeaa
Glam0urgirl18 (11:57:54 PM): meiihh 2
Patput99 (11:58:44 PM): uhh... whats the best thing you have ever felt? ol
Patput99 (11:58:45 PM): lol
Patput99 (11:58:47 PM): *
Glam0urgirl18 (11:58:55 PM): sexx !
Glam0urgirl18 (11:58:56 PM): duhh !
Glam0urgirl18 (11:58:59 PM): lolss
Patput99 (11:58:59 PM): lol
Patput99 (11:59:01 PM): figured
Glam0urgirl18 (11:59:04 PM): yeaa
Patput99 (12:00:29 AM): your turn lol
Glam0urgirl18 (12:01:10 AM): aree youh a viirqiin bc youh wanna be or a viirqiin bc youh cnt qet anyy
Patput99 (12:01:45 AM): kinda both
Patput99 (12:01:58 AM): like one night with Jami if I had really pushed it I bet we would have gone that far
Patput99 (12:02:09 AM): but I wouldn't do that to her...
Glam0urgirl18 (12:02:17 AM): oo
Glam0urgirl18 (12:02:19 AM): yy nott ?
Patput99 (12:02:43 AM): Cause shes 13 lol
Patput99 (12:02:56 AM): I know last year I probably wouldn't want to loose it
Glam0urgirl18 (12:03:17 AM): oo
Glam0urgirl18 (12:03:19 AM): kk
Glam0urgirl18 (12:03:25 AM): ii understand
Patput99 (12:03:35 AM): yeah
Patput99 (12:03:45 AM): I'm to much of a nice guy lol
Glam0urgirl18 (12:03:51 AM): lolss
Glam0urgirl18 (12:03:55 AM): ii luhv quysz liikee youhh.
Patput99 (12:04:39 AM): No one here does
Glam0urgirl18 (12:05:09 AM): lolss

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rich says:
my mom came in
rich says:
and was like
rich says:
what was that nasty cd in the car the other day
rich says:
she was refering to the one with my dick on it i burned
rich says:
lol
Jorden. says:
LMFAO
Jorden. says:
She's so stuck up using the word "nasty"
Jorden. says:
Haha what did you say?
rich says:
i was like yah that was my cd
rich says:
and just laughed
Jorden. says:
whatever.
Jorden. says:
I know you're not like that with your rents.
rich says:
like what?
Jorden. says:
idk.
Jorden. says:
like.
Jorden. says:
Laughing.
Jorden. says:
At what she said, you know?
rich says:
i was
rich says:
this is what she said
rich says:
"what was that nasty cd i found in the landcruiser the other day"
Jorden. says:
I wonder if she knows you're talking about her with a total stranger chick from cali.
Jorden. says:
How would she react?!#%
Jorden. says:
LOL
rich says:
"haha that was my cd, why didnt you just change it"
rich says:
"i luckily did find the button in time"
Jorden. says:
Did you actually say "haha"?
rich says:
haha
Jorden. says:
LMFAO
rich says:
no i laughed
rich says:
she would be like
Jorden. says:
As if she's never sucked your dad's dick before.
rich says:
wtf?
rich says:
ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww
Jorden. says:
ACTING SO INNOCENT
rich says:
fuck you
rich says:
i hate yo
rich says:
u
Jorden. says:
lol
rich says:
</3
Jorden. says:
she's like OOUUUGHHGHGUUUHHHHAHHHH
Jorden. says:
and swallows!
Jorden. says:
And she makes him dickslap her while she's sucking him.
Jorden. says:
and he's like TAKE IT
Jorden. says:
LMFAO
rich says:
ewwwwwwww
rich says:
stop


Then I copy/pasted that shit about twenty times all over again.
OH! Btw, the "my dick" part was him referring to My Dick by Mickey Avalon lolol.

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Oh, oneinamillion, you type pretty weird. >.> xD

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Tiffany... says:
I'd have sex with my brother.