I think this could be amusing:
Everybody share what was the stupidest lesson you had to learn the hard way.
Bad Example: "I had to learn the periodic table by studying hard".
Good Example: "Don't put your hand in a blender"

Explain a little if you like.

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"Pop! Goes The Hamster....And Other Great Microwave Games"

For me it was:

"Never stab a pitchfork straight down right in front of you"

The blood ruined my sock.

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"Pop! Goes The Hamster....And Other Great Microwave Games"

Don't jump off of a fort in the middle of the forest, especially when there are boards full of rusty nails beneath it, which can stick into your knee and make it so swollen that you can't walk for 2 days.
>.>

Don't sneeze while holding a 110 pound girl over your head

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The longer we can keep building,
the longer we can keep creating,
the more will be possible.
The longer we can tolerate being incomplete.
Delay gratification.

Cheerleading by any chance Tiffany?
I think the lesson should simply be "DONT HOLD A 110 POUND GIRL OVER YOUR HEAD! EVER!"

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"Pop! Goes The Hamster....And Other Great Microwave Games"

Exactly.
It's not a good sight, broken glasses, bloody nose.

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The longer we can keep building,
the longer we can keep creating,
the more will be possible.
The longer we can tolerate being incomplete.
Delay gratification.

Dont walk into a pole...it hurts

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dont melt nylon then throw it around

it leaves a crazy scar on your left arm

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niiiiiice lol

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Check, double check, and chech again, what do you start work -_-

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The longer we can keep building,
the longer we can keep creating,
the more will be possible.
The longer we can tolerate being incomplete.
Delay gratification.