gah. gotta somehow get that damn song out of my head. It keeps replaying:
N.O M.A.F.I.A , Oh baby, Welcome, welcome, generous friends, days and weeks and tokens to spend; we're just regular business men, just you and me an' Ted E. Bear. Ted E. Bear's is oodles of fun, slots and sandwiches and poker and guns; And look: no mobsters--nary a one, with you and me an' Ted E. Bear. Not mafia, no! (( No mafia, mugs. )) We're mafia-free! (( No mafia here. )) (( What mafia, please )) No shady leaves upon the family tree. J. Edgar Hoover always insists, organised crime just *doesn't* exist; Q.E.D. they're not in our midst, Say say Edgar me an' Ted E Bear.. Bear. No goons, no grumpers, no drifters, no thugs, no gyps, no clippers, no chippies, no lugs; no button-men packing gaps loaded with slugs, it's you and me an' Ted E. Bear! No mafia here. (( What mafia, please! )) We're mafia-free! (( No mafia here. )) (( No mafia, mugs. )) ... just doin' business legitimately...
(*fails first attempt*)
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The Pevensey Bay Disaster
Moriarty: My nerves are strained to breaking point.
[twang]
Moriarty: There goes one now!
Ned's Atomic Dustbin
Bloodnok: I bet you five pounds you'll live forever, starting now!
[pause]
Bloodnok: You've done it! You've lived forever!
~Spike Mulligan
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