Annoy people.

WWYDI I turned into a smiley and annoyed you?

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Than I will have to do something to you that make you stay far far away from me


WWYDI your mom took your computer

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Freak out on her like I normally do whens he takes the computer...or my music.

WWYDI I freaked out on you?

Then I will freak at you back


WWYDI I throw ice cold water at you

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Probably punch you in the face.

WWYDI I tried hitting you?

I dunno


WWYDI someone send you a private message saying they can see you right now

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Ask them what I am doing.

WWYDI you cut off your fingers?

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then I will rush to the hospit.


WWYDI no more woman on this planet can't get pregant

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I'd ask you what movie that premise was from because I never got to see it

WWYD for a Klondike bar?

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It's funny, cuz it's true.

I think Jess is orgasmic.
and possibly the greatest human being.
And looks hawt in aviators

I think Adam is hot. And looks the best in aviators. In fact, I bet he gets laid. A LOT. (by Jess. )

Clearly Jess either A) doesn't know what aviators are or B) is joking.

Nothing, I don't want one.

WWYDI there was no more music in the world.

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