Joke thread

[getsuga_tensho]

Omg Wtf Lol!

[Girl]

An old married couple was sitting down to breakfast one morning, when the old woman, growing nostalgic, said to her husband "Do you remember when we used to eat breakfast in the nude dear?" The old man got a glint in his eye and replied "We can still do that you know..."
She caught on, and they undressed.
After while the old man said 'Well honey, how is your breakfast, are you enjoying yourself?"
She replied "After all these years, your body still makes my breasts hot!"
The old man laughed and said "That's not because of me....you've got one in your coffee and the other in your oatmeal."

[getsuga_tensho]

LOL!!!!!omg