The "hit on people" thread

[Dark Inferno]

lol@dawning realisation of the reply, 'Wait, what?'

[DagoFlip]

Well...since im already in here...*mind fucks dark inferno
ahh...that's better

[Dark Inferno]

Damn...
Double damn.
And, well...
Get out of my damned mind
Or I'll charge you x amount for being in there!
And.. lastly.
Damn.
What can I say?
I'm weird.
Erm.. go figure?

[DagoFlip]

Originally Posted by Dark Inferno

Damn...
Double damn.
And, well...
Get out of my damned mind
Or I'll charge you x amount for being in there!
And.. lastly.
Damn.
What can I say?
I'm weird.
Erm.. go figure?

oh i'd pay to live here

hahahahaha

[Dark Inferno]

*thoughtful expression*

Watson, it seems as though my confusion of irreversed logic technique is not working. What do we do about it?
Watson: (my grandmother's voice of reason): play dead and blank your mind in hopes he'll grow bored and leave?
Smashing idea! How did you think of it?
Watson: I didn't. He did. *points at sleeping husband*
Oh genius! What'll ever males teach us next?
*smiles smugly*
Do you know, Watson? I believe he's left!
(muffled voice coming from what appears to be.. the wall) How d'you know?
Well, you see, I'm talking to a brick wall.
But it isn't answering me back.
Watson: Its. A. Wall.
Yes, yes! I know! But see.. what if it were to talk back?
Watson: Its a goddamned wall! (looks up, eyes widen in disbelief at sight of Dago perched on top of the wall, tugs desparately narrator's sleeve).
Do you think I don't know that its a wall? But don't you think it would be interesting for it to talk back?
Watson: Why don't you try looking on the other side of the wall?
What?! There's another side? Well, hell! What's that called?
*eye roll from Watson* Reality.
Pause.
Really? *impatient sigh*
Okay. Mehhhhh this wall isn't co-operating.
I'm gonna find another.
*walks off*

[DagoFlip]

hmm....still here =P

[Tiffany]

Wow, that was entertaining!

Dago...you picked a good mind to be in lol

[Dark Inferno]

:I

Sigh. I guess I had better think of some devious strategy pretty damn quick. Maybe if I send Cupid in his direction, it'll scare him off. That could work. *strokes chin in deep thought* Then and again... that could backfire. Majorly. What about er... how about ... some garbled verses I had to reiterate on the spot, to save myself from a crocodile? Nawh. That'd just come back at me boomerang style. What about temptation? That *could* work. But what could be used as temptation? >insert silence here<

I got it!

*illusion*

Now I just gotta hope he's not a creative induced and he doesn't have true seeing. Lalalala. If that doesn't work, he's still on the wall. I can knock him back into reality and hope he doesn't climb back onto the wall. ^_^ yeah, that'll be plan B.

[DagoFlip]

*sees illusion of wut dark inferno looks like*

OH MY GOD! IT'S JESSICA ALBA!!!
*fucks illusion and then proceeds to fuck mind again"

[Dark Inferno]

Originally Posted by DagoFlip

*sees illusion of wut dark inferno looks like*

OH MY GOD! IT'S JESSICA ALBA!!!
*fucks illusion and then proceeds to fuck mind again"

That illusion idea seriously backfired.
Crud. PLAN B! *knocks off wall into reality* *puts up mind guards at all entrances on the wall, so like a force field shield*