and i stepped on something sticky
so i picked it up
and it was a slug!
so then i threw it at the wall
and now i have sticky fingers and foot which the slime wont come off
theres a slug trail on the wall
and thankfully
i put the slug in bin within a bin
but still!
ARGH

Despite there utter grossness slugs are so cool.
the only need like one cell to reproduce and grow, it's quite fascinating.
Like in our fish tank, we got a slug, and then we had allllot. so we cleaned it all out, and they are still there.

i know you are fascinated by creation and the likes cause you are simply God
but i don't think you quite caught on to the repulsion in the tone of my first post

I did lol.
Ive stepped on some pretty nasty things in my kitchen
I dont even know what half of them were

then i think we are quite well suited to empathise with each other's past experience and relate

Indeed we are.
Have you ever had the unfortunate experience of stepping on dog poo bare foot?
I have

i've done that when i wore flip flops
so really
not much foot protection

Yup that is pretty nasty.
I lost my favourite flip-flop in a giant mud puddle this summer
so tragic.

I just love now snails move about in a kitchen so boldly.

eww thats fucking nasty!

I hope you bleach your feet