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Old 08-06-2008, 06:20 PM
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With a human? One minute. In that time, the woman orgasms six billion times and can go no longer. That is why Baldr only has sex with humans when there are many of them.
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Old 08-07-2008, 12:52 PM
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With a human? One minute. In that time, the woman orgasms six billion times and can go no longer. That is why Baldr only has sex with humans when there are many of them.
Wouldn't she blow up or something?
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Old 08-08-2008, 03:09 PM
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Baldr's greatness protects her.
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Old 08-18-2008, 07:43 PM
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ok your officially weird and what do you mean with humans have you ahd sex with animals or something???

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We are gods. Figured you would have picked up on that by now.
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Old 08-30-2008, 12:18 PM
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We are gods. Figured you would have picked up on that by now.

yea ok don't believe shit like that sorry
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Old 09-01-2008, 12:17 AM
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ok your officially weird and what do you mean with humans have you ahd sex with animals or something???
As opposed to another deity, dipshit.

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yea ok don't believe shit like that sorry
Baldr doesn't even have to debunk this as it debunks itself. A quote from Maddox:

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Sorry, but (also known as "No offense, but"):

Girls usually say this when they think they're being clever: "sorry, but you're a moron." It's a phrase derived from the expression people use when they're breaking some bad news to an old friend: "I'm sorry to say this, but the results are back and... you're an idiot." The only problem is, they never intend to say it with such eloquence, but rather, they use the phrase like it's a blunt object, hammering their square insult through your round psyche. If you think someone's an idiot, just come out and say it without these pussy apologies you dumb hag. Unless you're a character in a fighting game, have big boobs, and just won the round with a bitch slap, saying "sorry" just before you insult someone is obnoxious, cut the bullshit.
Get your thumb out of your ass, step out of your microcosm and use sense. Then, maybe... just maybe... you won't be a pathetic little scab with an odd growth forming around its outskirts upon the realm of Midgard. But don't count on it.
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Old 09-01-2008, 02:44 PM
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