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06-26-2008, 05:18 PM
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Favorite Pick-up Lines, anyone?
okay. here is a thread where you can post your favorite pick-up lines.
They don't even have to be your favorites. Doesn't matter. They can be cheesy, nerdy, stupid, funny, or hey, some that might even be able to work?
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06-26-2008, 05:19 PM
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"Nice shoes...lets phuck"
Thats a good one. but my absolute COMPLETE favorite is:: "If I were an enzyme, I'd want to be DNA helicase, that way I could unzip your genes."
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06-26-2008, 05:34 PM
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The best one ever is as follows. This must be said in a slightly annoyed, slow, "do it beacuse it's inevitable" kind of voice, with accompanying over-shoulder thumb pointing:
"Get in the van!" Possibly the worst I ever heard was "Kiss me if I'm wrong, but isn't your name Guadeloupe?"
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06-26-2008, 05:47 PM
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I've been waiting for a thread like this!
 My favorite is: 'Are those spacepants? Cause your body is out of this world!' 
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06-26-2008, 05:52 PM
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i was blinded by your beauty so I'm going to need your name and number for insurance reasons
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06-26-2008, 06:02 PM
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(I've actually done this one on a dare...the name can be replaced..)
Me: OH MY GOD!! MIKE!! I HAVEN'T SEEN YOU FOREVER!! *huge hug* Him: er.. Me: You look so good! Oh my god! I can't believe it's you! *kiss* Him: Uh...I'm not Mike Me: OH JEEZ! YOU EVEN CHANGED YOUR NAME?! lets see...and Walk up to someone and offer your hand to shake... When they go to shake your hand, You grab it and smile and say in the creepiest voice you can, while leaning in , "You're not getting away"
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06-26-2008, 06:03 PM
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lol that is so funny
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06-26-2008, 06:09 PM
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06-26-2008, 06:10 PM
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Thats how I met my friend, Elliott. xD
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06-26-2008, 07:21 PM
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Ahahah, that video is prime!
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